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Probably the most famous of all magical beasts, dragons are among the most difficult to hide. The female is generally larger and more aggressive than the male, though neither should be approached by any but highly skilled and trained wizards. Dragon hide, blood, heart, liver, and horn have highly magical properties, but dragon eggs are defined as Class A Non-Tradeable Goods. There are ten breeds of dragon, though these have been known to interbreed on occasion, producing rare hybrids. Pure-bred dragons are as follows… 

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Seriously, did anyone have more fun making the Harry Potter movies than Kenneth Branagh?

I’m sorry but this is one of those pictures I *have* to reblog whenever it appears on my dash.

WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THIS THE GUY WHO DIRECTED AND ACTED IN HAMLET? THE PERSON IN THE HAMLET FILM THAT I’VE BEEN WATCHING IN CLASS?

Yes this is the guy!

And he also directed Thor

gilderoy lockhart directed thor? 

he also played miguel in Road to El Dorado

he literally did every shakespeare play and made the movie, playing the lead

cocky shit

or did he just wipe the directors minds and put his name in the credits?

I take exception to the majority of the casting decision in the HP movies, but there literally could not have been a more perfect choice for Lockhart.

OR DID HE JUST WIPE THE DIRECTORS MINDS AND PUT HIS NAME IN THE CREDITS

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Jose gives thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe for letting him cross the Rio Bravo (Rio Grande) without being seen by immigration police. So he could fulfill his American dream and earn some bucks for helping his family in Mexico.
25 January 1990

ithankthevirgin:

Jose gives thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe for letting him cross the Rio Bravo (Rio Grande) without being seen by immigration police. So he could fulfill his American dream and earn some bucks for helping his family in Mexico.

25 January 1990

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